Table of Contents for a Syllabus College Students Will Actually Read: Buzzfeed Edition

• People on Twitter Are Saying This Course Title Was Sexed Up to Boost Enrollment

• 15 Course Description Easter Eggs That Prove This Class Inspired Taylor Swift’s Lover album

• Prerequisites That Will Have You Freakin’ Fed Up

• Buying These Required Textbooks Will Wipe Out Your Future Children’s Inheritance

• 64 Hoops You’ll Have to Jump Through So the College Doesn’t Lose Its Accreditation

• Are You Team Kate & Will or Team Meghan & Harry When It Comes to the Student Data Privacy Act? 

• 53 Millennial Behaviors That Made This Syllabus 53 Pages Long

• Only Superfans of the College’s Emergency Procedures Will Score 100% on This Quiz

• Just 21 College Policies That Will Make You Wanna Dance

• Submitting Assignments On Time Is the Latest Trend, and I’m Here for It

• 24 More College Policies That Are Intense, Extreme, and Just Plain Required

• Take This Quiz to See Which Campus Club or Organization You Should Join (or Not!)

• Do You Know What Happens If You Plagiarize? Because I Don’t Think You Do

• You’re Definitely a First-Year Student If You’ve Committed At Least 23 of These 50 On-Campus Faux Pas

• Only 25% of Students Could Find Their Professor’s Office on This Map

• 5 Grammar Rules That Will Make Gen-Zers Say, “I Totally Forgot I’d Learned That!”

• This Course Calendar of Assignments Will Make You Angry

• Would You Participate in This Icebreaker on the First Day of Class?

• 23 Things Your Professor Expects That Are Legal But Annoying AF

• That Answer Is on the Assignment Sheet and a Student Asked What?!

• Choose a Greeting for an Email to Your Professor and We'll Tell You Which Great American Novel You Wrote

• Is Your Use of a Smartphone in Class Normal? (sponsored by Samsung)

• 49 Hipster Phrases for Sounding Smexy During Class Discussions

• Skip Class to Meet Shawn Mendes and We’ll Calculate How Much Your Participation Grade Plunges

• 19 Gadgets That Will Make Your Essay Shine (sponsored by the College Writing Center)

• Buy an Essay from CharlieSheensTigerBloodforWinningCollege.com and We’ll Predict How Long It Will Take You to Graduate

• The Best Excuses Heard This Week: A Midterm TikTok

• Didn’t Withdraw in Time? How Not to Get Stuck with an F

• Why Course Evaluations Are for Suckers (sponsored by ratemyprofessor.com)

• It’s Week 16, Biatches! Can You Pass This Final Exam?